In a single day we've hit 1k! Time to bring out the champagne (except babies cannot drink until their age percentile reaches 1f)!

I've done a couple tiny things to the game to celebrate. Reload your window to get these changes:

• Age is now correctly represented among babies, instead of instantly syncing between the highest (this resulted in everyone getting tall, oops!)
• There's a golden Johnathan statue in the park.
• New commands for ???